Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Don't let it slip out again!
Solid presentation prep, boss
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I've been missing out
I'll help you get up, baby
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?